The Fault in Our Stepbrothers
i will always find a way out
i started laughing yesterday in the middle of the street because i started thinking what it would be like to have gym class with only tumblr people
I could totally dominate and not have to worry about working my stupid lungs too hard.
"Is it true that you’re playing Doctor Strange?" [x]
A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training
this had sixty notes last night
I’m still down for it.
what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears
that’s a real fancy way of saying “I’m a huge geek”
i’m using this phrase from now on
do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder
this website is full of psychopaths
psychopaths with damn good advice
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.
MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS
I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT
the best part is that he would fucking love it
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A CHARACTER
HE COULD JUST BE HIMSELF
SO PISSED OFF ABOUT VAMPIRES THAT HE STARTS HUNTING THEM FOR REAL